WELCOME TO THE NEW WEB-PORTAL OF ... RYAN'S MOTORCYCLE SURGERY ...
USE ANY OF THE 7 MAIN LINKS ON THE LEFTHAND SIDE TO NAVIGATE THROUGH THE SITE.

Some pearls of wisdom (or Not):

   NO ONE NEEDS TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE . . . . .
   THERE ARE TRAINS AND PLANES
   CARS AND BUSES
   BICYCLES AND SCOOTERS
   AND EVEN TWO LEGS,
   IF THE GOAL WAS JUST TO GET FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER
   PEOPLE RIDE MOTORCYCLES FOR OTHER REASONS.

   Why motorcycles are better than woman:


    MOTORCYCLE CURVES NEVER SAG

    MOTORCYCLES NEVER GET PREGNANT

    YOU CAN RIDE A MOTORCYCLE ANY TIME OF THE MONTH

    MOTORCYCLES DON'T HAVE PARENTS TO CONTEND WITH

    MOTORCYCLES DON'T WHINE UNLESS SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG

    YOU CAN KICK YOUR MOTORCYCLE TO WAKE IT UP

    YOU CAN SHARE YOUR MOTORCYCLE WITH YOUR FRIENDS

    IF YOUR MOTORCYCLE SMOKES, YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

    YOU CAN DRINK BEER WHILE RIDING YOUR MOTORCYCLE

    MOTORCYCLES DON'T CARE HOW MANY OTHER MOTORCYCLES YOU HAVE RIDDEN

    WHEN RIDING, YOU AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE ALWAYS ARRIVE AT THE SAME TIME

    MOTORCYCLES DON'T MIND IF YOU BUY MOTORCYCLE MAGAZINES

    IF YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS TOO LOOSE, YOU CAN TIGHTEN IT

    IT'S OKAY TO TIE-DOWN YOUR MOTORCYCLE

    MOTORCYCLES DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE LATE

    YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOWER BEFORE RIDING A MOTORCYCLE

    IF YOU SAY BAD THINGS TO YOUR MOTORCYCLE
    YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE BEFORE YOU CAN RIDE AGAIN

    IF YOU GET A NEW MOTORCYCLE, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
    KEEP SENDING MONEY TO THE OLD ONE

    YOUR MOTORCYCLE NEVER WANTS A NIGHT OUT WITH OTHER MOTORCYCLES

    MOTORCYCLES WILL NOT INSULT YOU IF YOU ARE A BAD RIDER

    YOU CAN RIDE YOUR MOTORCYCLE UNTILYOU GET SORE